Friday 16 August 2019

Classifying the opposite sex

Hey diary,

If there is always a yin, then there's a yang. If there's good, there's bad. If there's black, there's definitely white. If there are women, there are definitely men.

The male species is very intriguing and dangerous just like the earth. The deeper you dig in, the more they burn you - either with pleasure or with grief.

Now let me classify them based on my observation.

There are 3 kinds of men in this universe.

The first category of men are the frank ones with an unfiltered mouth but with clean hearts. They will explicitly tell the woman their deepest and darkest desires unabashedly. Though they don't care about their opposite gender, they don't hurt them as well. Let's rate them - neutral

The second category of men are the friendly and nice ones. They treat their opposite gender much better than the other categories and care for them although there wouldn't be any romantic feelings shared between the two parties. Let's rate them - positive.

The above two categories can be deemed safe for the women population.

The third category - which I personally feel is the vicious category. They are like the pythons slithering around you, waiting for you to lower your guard and they choke you whole instantly killing you and then swallowing you. They will care for you and pamper you like the doll you are until they slowly crawl into your bed and chug you down like the prey you are. These people are the real gamers of life and the lessons they teach you either break you or mould you. They teach you the real meaning of survival of the fittest.
This category consists of the nicest men turned evil. Like a broken glass, they will instantly prick your heart and bleed you out. They roll beneath your sheets all through the night and when you open your eyes, you are hit with the worst hangover. The hangover being a cold bedside. I am sure these will be rated negative.

I have met a plethora of people and I know I must not judge a person in the first couple of days, but our wise elders have taught us that
"The first impression lasts long."  and  "Your subconscious mind is always right."

Untimately it's our call to decide what we want and what we need because no matter the amount of advices, it is us who has to wo-man up and decide. And boy I tell you it requires lot of strength and courage to take such legendary decisions. Ask me and it is a post for another day.

Akankshya Panda

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